i am ruchika, of england, and i am burdened with the glorious combination of both stupidity and fabulousity. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧*:・゚

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occasionally, i'll type with correct punctuation. maybe one day i will achieve the status of 'spellchecker'. but until then, i shall take comfort in my ability to deliver arguments and opinions in lowercase.

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Staying alive… It’s so boring, isn’t it? It’s just - staying…

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 5,617 notes
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randomstupidchaos:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.

randomstupidchaos:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

The only thing I disagree with is the invincibility one ‘cause if my kid said they were invincible, I’d fake shoot them again in disbelief and continue to be amazed as they shrug off my fake bullets and fake kill me.

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 156,181 notes
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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 139,491 notes

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 25,659 notes

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 433,580 notes

About the arrow necklace [x]

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 8,026 notes
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coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

coruscantcannibal:

lntelligent:

heckannoying:

Me starting a rebellion at my school

all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves 

The juxtaposition of these two urls makes the comments that much more satisfying

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 184,866 notes
c0oma:

cap TS

c0oma:

cap TS

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 5,722 notes
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hammer-of-zillyhoo:

I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 67,264 notes

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

1 hour ago on April 20th | J | 380,886 notes
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Penguin Listening Dancing To Music